"Everything Conceivable"

This one comes from the Ashley Standing period, when I was in Chicago during the mid-1990s. I don’t know why I suddenly got the notion to write a lot of sexually charged songs, and tried to pass myself off as some sort of male version of Madonna, but there it is. Sorta embarrassing now.

Everything Conceivable

© 1994 Brian Hutzell

Tuesday night, still early in the week

Got my phone in hand, but I’m too tired to speak

Hope I don’t appear too much of a jerk

If I just relax -- let you do the work

Speak to me; let me hear your voice

What’s my pleasure?  It’s a difficult choice

Soon as I get this load off my chest

My imagination will do the rest

There are actions which the law prevents

Desires that don’t agree with common sense

But here with you, I can do everything conceivable

Everything conceivable, everything conceivable

My appetite’s unbelievable; I’ll take everything conceivable

Escapades that I have planned

Others might not understand

You agree to walk me through

In the safety of my room

There are actions which the law prevents

Desires that don’t agree with common sense

But here with you, I can do everything conceivable

Everything conceivable, everything conceivable

My appetite’s unbelievable; I’ll take everything conceivable

For a minor fee, you humor me

Say my lust is fine to keep me on the line

When we disconnect, you wonder if I’ll attempt everything conceivable

Everything conceivable

There are actions which the law prevents

Desires that don’t agree with common sense

But here with you, I can do everything conceivable

Everything conceivable, everything conceivable

My appetite’s unbelievable; I’ll take everything conceivable

Brian Hutzell, 1996

photo by Milan Vydareny