"Edible Hamsters"

I’m not even going to try to justify this one. Sometimes it’s just fun to be silly.

Edible Hamsters

© 1986 Brian Hutzell

Bite size

Tender and fluffy

Tickle your throat on the way down

I like hamsters

I once told my girlfriend my hamster was cuter than her

I toasted my hamster till he was golden brown

Not too crunchy

With french fries

I once told my mother my hamster was better than steak

A dinner of hamsters is costly when bought by the pound

Yes it is, trust me

Would I lie?

Edible hamsters

Better than oysters

Edible hamsters

Better than ham, sir

"Better than Spam?"

"Sure!"

Edible hamsters

"Taste"

Brian Hutzell