I’ve spent almost
all of the past three days doing schoolwork, and tonight I have a bad attitude
about the whole process. In Jerry Spinelli’s brilliant book Wringer, the main character, a young
boy, reaches the breaking point and yells, “No! No to all of it!” (I may be paraphrasing.)
I feel like that. If you haven’t read Wringer,
you should. It’ll be in the Juvenile Fiction section at your library, but don’t
let that dissuade you. There are plenty of great books in that section that
will challenge you more than much of the crap in the Adult Fiction section. You
could do worse than to start with any of the Newbery Medal books.
Stop Jerkin’ My Gherkin
© 2011 Brian
Hutzell
Tell me I’m nuts
Life is full of
fools
Too many big buts
Too many stupid
rules
Everything I plan
Shot down on
sight
No wonder I can’t
sleep at night
Stop jerkin’ my
gherkin
When you should
be workin’
Stop jerkin’ my
gherkin
When I should be
workin’
I hope you got
fat
I hope your
husband’s bald
I hope your kid’s
a brat
I hope your
engine stalled
I wish you lots
of luck – all of it bad
And, since you
asked,
No, I’m not mad!
Stop jerkin’ my
gherkin
When you should
be workin’
Stop jerkin’ my
gherkin
When I should be
workin’
Why do I suck at
everything I do?
Why does nothing
go the way I want it to?
I tell the world,
“This is what I want.”
The world
replies, “So what?”
When I explain my
idea
They say, “Yeah,
but...”
I knock again
But the door is
shut
Stop jerkin’ my
gherkin
When you should
be workin’
Stop jerkin’ my
gherkin
When I should be
workin’
"Fnebular Wimbus"
Brian Hutzell
from Make
a Thwinting Sound
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