“You once called me a warped,
frustrated, old man! What are you but a warped, frustrated young man?” – Old Man
Potter (“It’s a Wonderful Life”)
Angry
songs are fun to write. I really enjoyed spewing out the venom in this one. I
hope no one takes it too seriously.
Bitter Young Man
© 1994 Brian
Hutzell
From the moment I
awake at some ungodly hour of day
I bitch and moan
if things don't go my way
I stumble out of
bed, smack the doorframe with my head
Scrape a blade
across my face till I'm beet red
My kitchen is so
small, there's hardly any room at all
For myself, my
breakfast and the things that crawl
My cereal gets
soggy and the toast is always burnt
The coffee
splashes on my wrinkled shirt
I commute to a
job I hate on a train that's loud and late
On the telephone
I'm always rude, as befits my sucky attitude
I'm a bitter
young man
And I hope to
someday graduate to the title of mean old fart
I'm a bitter
young man
And I hope to
someday graduate to the title of mean old fart
I have pet peeves
by the score, and I'm always adding more
They form a
carpeting of bile upon my floor
It's hard not to
hate everyone who makes me wait
Who allows these
cretinous jerks to procreate?
Perhaps I should
be more selective when I aim my righteous invective
Shouldn't waste
it on a brain like a sieve
Dealing with a
mental runt, my instrument should be more blunt
If there's to be
any fairness in the hunt
Someone somewhere
owes me heaps for dealing with these creeps
Got my ass to the
grindstone and my nose to the dirt
Why won't anybody
pay me what I'm worth?
I'm a bitter
young man
And I hope to
someday graduate to the title of mean old fart
I'm a bitter
young man
And I hope to
someday graduate to the title of mean old fart
New kids, screw
kids
What did you do,
kids, to make them look at you, kids?
Can I do it too?
Another cynic you
won't find who can stand my state of mind
I think Oscar the
Grouch is far too kind
And The
Grinch--he was a sap for falling for that Christmas crap
His tune to me is
as tiresome as rap!
I'm a bitter
young man
And I hope to
someday graduate to the title of mean old fart
I'm a bitter
young man
And I hope to
someday graduate to the title of mean old fart
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