Anyone who was a “nice
guy” in school knows that being nice is the kiss of death when it comes to
trying to get laid. The writing here is not bad, but my what an embarrassingly
bad vocal on the demo! I still think a decent singer could make this one work.
I’m Not Your Friend
© 1998 Brian
Hutzell
Don’t you see I’m
not your friend
I need more than
this pretending to be good
Don’t you see I’m
not the guy
Who will always
be standing by your neighborhood
You’ve got
something that I want, and I’ll take it as soon as I can
You’ve got
something that I need--after all, I am a man
Don’t call back
unless you intend to call me up to your room
I’m not in the
mood to be the nice guy once again
Don’t call up
unless it’s an offer I can’t refuse
No more mister
nice guy, I’m not your friend
You call me up to
ask for a hand
Tell me I’m so
understanding and so nice
Every time you
talk to me it’s for a favor or you’re needing my advice
Time to get one thing
straight
That’s not what I’m
here for
I don’t want to
be your buddy; I’m looking for much more
Don’t call back
unless you intend to call me up to your room
I’m not in the
mood to be the nice guy once again
Don’t call up
unless it’s an offer I can’t refuse
No more mister
nice guy, I’m not your friend
I hate to
disillusion you, but it’s passion I require
I’ll help you if
you want me too
But I’m not some
eunuch who’ll do your bidding and then retire
So you see I’ll
be your friend
But I’m tired of
bending over for no gain
Maybe that’s not
what you planned
But you have to
understand that I’m in pain
Don’t call back
unless you intend to call me up to your room
I’m not in the
mood to be the nice guy once again
Don’t call up
unless it’s an offer I can’t refuse
No more mister
nice guy, I’m not your friend
“Threeway Dance”
Brian Hutzell
from Art
Music
No comments:
Post a Comment