I’ve never been
great at writing comedy songs, but that hasn’t stopped me from timing. I may
not have gotten it right until “A Lucky Poop,” just last year, but I’ll save
that one for another blog post. Meanwhile, this one is inspired by two of my favorite
books. Most obviously, it’s a tribute to Don
Quixote. Also, the idea of using the book itself as a weapon was inspired
by a scene in A Confederacy of Dunces,
in which a copy of The Consolation of Philosophy
is likewise used as a weapon of self-defense.
Current
listening: The Beatles, Revolver
Knight of the Rueful Figure
© Brian Hutzell
1987
I don't know what
day it was when the thought occurred to me
There was evil
and violence
Help was needed
desperately
At the time I was
alone and unemployed
So I stepped into
the void
I began a mission
of knight-errantry
I could hear them
calling me:
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, will you rescue me?
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, do you know where I am?
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, will you rescue me?
Knight of the
Imagination, not like any other man
Bravely walking
down darkened streets where I knew the monsters hid
Some enchantment
had blinded me
I saw nothing
that I did
So I slipped and
fell and fractured several bones
Somehow safely
struggled home
Still, my passion
grew although I was impaired
I pursued it from
my chair
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, will you rescue me?
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, do you know where I am?
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, will you rescue me?
Knight of the
Imagination, not like any other man
You would think
an armchair a safe place to be
What could be a
safer sport than reading?
So I was dismayed
and my fury was kindled
When that night
my house was burgled
Though injured I
was able to slip into my armor
I twisted my
ankle and stumbled with a clamor
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, can you rescue yourself?
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, here's to your health!
The bandit was
approaching
I thought I was
doomed
How embarrassing
to be not in a castle but my room
I tried to kick
him, but I missed (fortunately)
I hit the bookshelf
instead
My special
edition hardbound copy of Don Quixote
Came crashing
down on his head
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, will you rescue me?
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, do you know where I am?
Knight of the
Rueful Figure, will you rescue me?
Knight of the
Imagination, not like any other man
"Green Knight"
Brian Hutzell
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