"Shag"

Here’s a rude little piece. Shag carpeting. Yes, I remember the 1970s. This morning, I was thinking I’d like to go back to 1976, and make some changes in the way I handled things. I would do more singing. Do more in the theatre. Be onstage as much as possible. I would not hold back nearly as much as I did. I would practice more and perform more. I would dance. I would revisit my “Space Attack” song, and this time record it properly. I would participate in the Bill Riley TalentSearch every year. I would not keep my dreams to myself.

"I'd make a few changes if I ran the zoo!" - Dr. Seuss

Shag

© 2001 Brian Hutzell

I don’t want to brag

But I bet I could shag

Any opulent hag

With money in a bag

All you can grab

      from the slab

All you can eat

(What a treat!)

Look at all that meat

I bet it tastes sweet

Order it rare

Plenty to spare

Still bleeding

      while the pigs are feeding

Right here on the rug

      on the shag

Don’t be a drag

Or a drug

I’m making it shake

      on the shag

How much can you take

      of the shag?

I’m eating your steak

      on the shag

I’m sending my snake

      through your shag

“FP1 – Chroma”

Brian Hutzell

from MMXIII Variations