" Friends And Neighbors"

This was actually written in 1981 or 1982 by the informal writing and recording band we called We the People. It was recorded for The Non-Album, which has since been lost. Our songs were so outrageously strange that I can think of nothing to say about them.

Friends And Neighbors

© 1986 Greg Berry, Brian Hutzell, Brian Olson,

"We are starting, give us a beat!"

            "One, two, one two three four"

"Let's go!"

            "You mean now?"

"Ready Greg?"

            "There are fuckers among us."

"Now now"

            "Sing, dammit!"

"One two, on the spotlight

Let's get this song right!"

My dog, Bach, is round and he eats my own pore

While stalking the ground, he meets a pert young whore

He is somewhat green

He has a stringy beard

In a magazine, he saw a man who weird

And, oh yes! He's black!

His bark was quite Southern

And he has the knack to have a pleating yearn.

Several pigs flew by

They all looked like Sweeney Todd

They covered the sky and were made out of sod.

Master John came out and yelled, "Urbay! Urbay!"

Because he had clout and his real name was Ray.

Susan eats pickles

She plays with Master John

She said, "That tickles!" when stabbed with his long dong

"Pink pink pink pink yes!" cried the two when they...um...

Took a long deep breast

Up through the earth came scum.

Master John is up

He is cleaning the pigs

Bach is his own pup, who steals Susan's wigs.

Back to Bach for now.

He is always on the go

He loves to pet cow who stand down there below.

Bach sees Susan nude

Her navel intrigues him

He thinks she is food, but his nostrils are dim.

"Get out of my barn!" cried old Judy the cow

When Bach peed her arm, therefore he lost his sow

Perversion is fun

(That's according to Sue)

She does jump the gun whenever John shoots glue.

"Get off of my rack!" cried the old ugly shoe

According to Jack, your plowing days are through.

Do not make a fuss because your bust is small

Squids anonymous can give you bigger ball.

La la la

This song is over

This song is over

This is the end

This is the end

One two three four

Stop!

“December Blues 17”

Brian Hutzell

From December Blues

Part 12 of MMXIII Variations