When I lived in Medford, my
roommate, Bob, and I put a hotdog on a hook. We also nailed a piece of bread to
the wall, and thumbtacked up a piece of bologna, which remained stuck to the
wall even after the thumbtack was removed. We once had a small bonfire on the
kitchen table. We staged food fights involving yogurt, baked beans, and
molasses, among other things. Lots of friends, relatives, bandmates, and lovers
came and went at that house. Great music was made. Terrible music was also
made. There were parties and there were fights. It was not a dull place. Life
was lived.
For the past ten years, my
life has been pretty placid. I’ve poured most of my musical energy into solo
piano/vocal gigs at retirement homes, performing The Great American Songbook
(Kern, Gershwin, Berlin, Porter, etc.) As a visual artist, my work has been
purely in the digital realm. I’ve done a lot of reading, and frequently sported
a nice suntan. Life has not so much been lived, but rather barely tolerated. I have
existed.
Hitomi and I have been
married for 17 years, and they have been fine. We love each other, and rarely
quarrel. When we do, it’s over something silly like the color of our olives or
the length of our pasta. Excitement and passion have been somewhat lacking lately,
though. We would both like to change that, but we’re both a little afraid to
try anything too bold. We are timid, and we hold back. I think we need a hotdog
on a hook.
The Ballad of the Picnic of Captain Hook and Captain Cook and the Odd Thing That Happened There
© 2015 Brian Hutzell
Captain Hook and Captain Cook
To the campfire a picnic took
Brought the pork
But forgot the fork
So they had hotdog on a hook!
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