Force it awkwardly

An Oblique Nosewisk:

More:

https://twitter.com/brianhutzell/status/982654261401149440

https://aladdinfoot.blogspot.com/2018/04/the-monster-under-bed-wants-rhubarb.html

http://www.barefootwordsmith.com/2018/04/dress-up-from-another-era.html

http://voosk.tumblr.com/post/172765346394/wear-a-false-beard