“Meaningless Poop” - lead sheet

“Meaningless Poop”

© 2011 Brian Hutzell

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"Backwards Poop"

I’ve kept a journal for many years, so it’s somewhat surprising that I didn’t jump onto the blog bandwagon earlier. I’ve been sluggish in general when it comes to taking advantage of all the internet has to offer. As a musician/writer, I’m sure there is much more I could and should be doing online. But for now, I’ll just provide another poop song. The accompanying drawing was inspired by a panel from the comic strip Cathy.

Backwards Poop

© 2015 Brian Hutzell

Nogard spelled backwards is dragon

Nogaw spelled backwards is wagon

Pool spelled backwards is loop

But backwards poop is still poop

Drazil spelled backwards is lizard

Drazzig spelled backwards is gizzard

Winnie-the-Pooh spelled backwards begins with hoop

But backwards poop is still poop

Poop is like kook or toot or noon

By this point in the tune, you must think I’m a loon

Dust spelled backwards is stud

Doolf spelled backwards is flood

But poop is a name

That is always the same

Forward or backward

Does not change the game

But there’s no need to pout

Or phone the Gestapo

Poop inside out

Is oppo

"Poop"

Brian Hutzell

"A Song About Poop"

Believe it or not, I’ve written not just one song about poop, but several songs about poop. I’m not sure what the market demand for poop songs is, but I’m ready to meet that demand!

A Song About Poop

© 2015 Brian Hutzell

  

This is a song about poop

It sorta goes round in a loop

When you step out onto the stoop

You find yourself standing in poop

To continue our song about poop

The second time round in the loop

You bend over intending to scoop

And find yourself holding some poop

To finish our song about poop

The final time round in the loop

Your spirits are starting to droop

Cause it always comes down to poop

It all comes down to poop

Everything comes down to poop